IT'S THE CREATURES FROM THE PRESS PIT
By Henry Allen
Washington Post Staff Writer
Column: SUMMIT NOTEBOOK
Wednesday, December 9, 1987
; Page B01
Hell itself! Down below the astonished tourists being knocked aside by
television cameramen, down endless escalators past the Glasnost Cafe' with its
gourmet carryout, down below the Soviet press center, down even below
bewildered conventioneers of the Keep America Beautiful campaign watching
journalists help themselves to their coffee, lay the lowest ring of the summit
inferno, the pit of frustration and frantic self-importance called the J.W.
Marriott Hotel's Reagan-Gorbachev Summit International Press Center.
It was almost 1 o'clock in the afternoon, less than an hour before Reagan
and Gorbachev would sign the INF treaty, and still the noon briefing by
American and Soviet spokesmen Marlin Fitzwater and Gennadi Gerasimov hadn't
been held, and now the journalists were starting to turn on each other.
"I saw Marlin Fitzwater, but I haven't seen Gerasimov," said one reporter.
"Jerasimov?" said another. "You pronounce it with hard G. You see, there's
no aspirated H in Russian, and if you wanted it to be pronounced ..."
No escape! Print reporters transfixed by their own words on computer
screens! Television reporters transfixed by their own faces on television
screens! Donaldson, Wallace, all the White House heavies ... even some of the
print reporters who work the talk shows, like Morton Kondracke (of The New
Republic and "The McLaughlin Group"), have gotten that look that must come
from too many years of watching themselves on tape and unconsciously adjusting
their faces, micromuscle by micromuscle, until they acquire that peculiar
two-dimensional shouting-death-mask-with-a-microphone look of the television
age.
There were snubs, there were arguments.
"It's not a state dinner because Gorbachev isn't a head of state, he's
secretary general of the party," one reporter insisted.
"Well, it's a state dinner for someone who isn't a head of state," said
another.
"What you have to remember is that when Brezhnev went to France in 1972
..."
At the Soviet press center in the hotel's Dirksen Room, info-crazed
journalists even snapped up a whole stack of booklets entitled "On the Task of
the Party in the Radical Restructuring of Economic Management," along with
guides to the various Soviet republics, all except the ones for poor little
Azerbaijan. What did Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan or Byelorussia have that
Azerbaijan, "a mountainous country with many fortresses, fabulous riches and a
huge number of fruit trees," didn't?
Meanwhile, a TV crew closed in on Pierre Salinger, who had been President
Kennedy's press secretary during the disastrous Vienna summit in 1961.
"Vienna was much easier than this," he said. "We had film cameras, not
television, and no satellites."
When Fitzwater and Gerasimov appeared there was no surcease from the
anguish, of course. They said they couldn't say anything about the morning
meeting between Reagan and Gorbachev, but the journalists, in their plaintive
ferocity, had known that all along anyway. Now they were free to bustle back
out into Washington in search of the only redemption available -- the great
god of history.
"We have made history," Reagan said, after spending three minutes signing
the INF treaty, referring to it as a "history-making agreement."
Modern man may doubt his significance in the bleak sweep of science's
cosmos, but we're convinced that history will save us.
"It's not every day you can go to work and see history happen," said Laurie
Church of Bethesda, who stopped on her way to work at the Association of
Arbitrators and Mediators to wait for Gorbachev to leave the Soviet Embassy
for the welcoming ceremonies on the South Lawn of the White House.
"This is history," said Roxanne Dodds of Alexandria, and "It's very
exciting to be a small part of history," said Doug Blaney of Pasadena, Calif.,
in the same manner as CBS' Dan Rather said, "Welcome to history in the
making." Georgetown University's Madeleine Albert said, "We're going to have
to count how many times the word history is said in the next few days."
And no matter what else happened to construction supervisor Wayne Bennett
for the rest of the day, or the week, or even his life, "at least," he said as
he watched the ceremonial cannons next to the South Lawn pound their welcome
across the Ellipse, "I can say that I was here."
Making history. By afternoon, at a gathering inside the Soviet Embassy,
Gorbachev was engraving himself into the psyches of American culturati
including Yoko Ono, Norman Mailer, John Denver, Carl Sagan, Paul Newman, Henry
Kissinger, Billy Graham, John Kenneth Galbraith and Joyce Carol Oates, most of
whom, as it happens, are at that stage in their careers where they've got
plenty of time to spend on the international cultural exchange circuit.
Outside, 5,000 or 6,000 journalists picked over Washington -- it was as if
the city was being stripped naked by them, foundering like a cow caught in a
stream full of piranhas.
Dimitrios Koulourotis, the hot dog man across from the Madison and Vista
hotels, where a lot of Soviets are staying, had given six interviews by
yesterday afternoon, "three without cameras, you know, writing, and three with
cameras, but I don't know the channels."
He told them all: "Last week one Russian came, he bought two hot dogs and a
soda."
Six interviews for the hot dog man, but the demonstrators in front of the
White House had to chase journalists across Lafayette Park to hand them their
literature, plead for their attention. How many chances would the press have
to interview not one but two Neville Chamberlain look-alikes? How often is
America graced with a Soviet Hare Krishna devotee who has flown in from Sweden
to chant and drum in front of the White House? So many opportunities: the
robed followers of Elijah Hong, who believes that Mount Zion, as prophesied by
Isaiah, is located in Taiwan; the Tigray Peoples Liberation Front from
Ethiopia; the Vietnamese who flew in from Houston to wave their pre-Communist
Vietnamese flags; the Cambodians, Estonians, Lithuanians, Ukrainians and
Latvians with their pre-Communist flags, the Afghanis with their wounded
children, and eight Nipponzan Myo Ho Ji Buddhists (up from three on Monday)
making a huge racket with their drums. They all wanted attention.
But no, the journalists stood in the middle of all of this looking bored.
And still, there were unanswered questions. Nobody seemed to care about
Gorbachev's progeny, for instance (he has a daughter, Irina, a doctor who is
married to a doctor, and two grandchildren). Did anybody ask if the Soviets
made those Zil limousines that ugly on purpose? How many people gazed at
Gorbachev's head and wondered if he knew he had that birthmark before he
started to go bald?
Sometimes it seemed the hardest thing to find was an old-fashioned
man-in-the-street interview. If Diogenes went around Greece with a lantern
looking for an honest man, Channel 4's Jim Upshaw, among others, went around
with a television camera looking for the democratic equivalent -- an average
one. He stood across the street from the Treasury, asking people how they felt
about the signing of the INF treaty.
"It may be serendipitous ...," one man in pin stripes began, and it was
clear that Upshaw hadn't found what he was looking for.
"Boy, the demographics in this town," he said.
Feeding frenzy. Not only was WAVA radio planning to turn today's "Morning
Zoo" over to the Tass Top 20 between 7:30 and 8 (The hot new single by
Vladimir Kuzmere and the Time Machine! The latest from Alla Pugacheva!), but
Tass radio and Tass television were also going to go out to the studio to
cover it (and you read about it here first).
Has it always been this way? A World War II photograph on the wall outside
the Soviet press room at the Marriott shows American soldiers greeting Soviet
soldiers in an obviously staged pose, and one in which an American soldier is
staring at the camera. Something about Soviet relations makes people
self-conscious.
Does it have to be this way?
Said Pet Ohlsson, a Swedish newspaperman waiting around like all the other
journalists in the nether world of desperation and importance in the
Marriott's Press Center: "If you want to get rid of all this, hold summits in
the Eastern Bloc -- do it in East Germany.
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