THE BIBLICAL SOLUTION
Fortunately the CREATOR wants us to be happy.
Unfortunately we each have a different concept of happiness.
Fortunately the CREATOR has given us many "holy books" to
help us find happiness.
Unfortunately we have many different interpretations of
these "holy books." Thus we jews are expecting a Messiah, who
will bring understanding, and put US on the top of the heap,
though we know not by exactly what means. We muslims await the
Madhi, who will lead us to ghenna, though we know not by what
route. While we christians are waiting for Jesus, who will do
something or other with a "rapture," though we are not precisely
sure if it will be as a result of fire and brimstone from heaven,
or like a thief in the night, or what.
Fortunately the CREATOR has given us free will, and the
knowledge of good and evil.
Unfortunately we don't always use our free will to choose
the good and eschew the evil. And so a nation which calls itself
"christian" will spend two hundred billion dollars this fiscal
year to construct devilishly destructive devices, which do
nothing but evil.
Fortunately these "christians" are expecting fire and
brimstone from the skies to accompany their "saviour's" judgment.
Unfortunately they have stored their devilishly destructive
devices in the Sangre de Christo (Blook of Christ) Mountains in
New Mexico, and will deliver some of them from the Corpus Christi
(Body of Christ) submarine.
Fortunately those who lead into captivity will be led into
captivity, and those who would bomb will be bombed.
Unfortunately when the fiery judgment falls, it will fall
upon those who paid for the bombs -- the taxpayers.
Fortunately the prophesy will be fulfilled according to each
different interpretation. The wildest imaginings will be
Unfortunately prophesy may not be fulfilled to the
satisfaction of the "christian" taxpayers and theologians who can
see no way to save the world other than by destroying it.
Fortunately the CREATOR will remain. So JUSTICE will
prevail .................. a bomb for a bomb, and a lie for a
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE EARTH, FROM WHICH ALL LIFE
SPRINGS, AND TO HUMANITY, FOR WHICH IT EXISTS, ONE WORLD,
UNDER GOD, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
thomas -- 1982