"DURING THE COURSE OF MY EXISTENCE ON THIS PLANET,
IT HAS BEEN MY PRIVILEGE TO APPEAR ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS IN
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THE COURTS OF MANKIND. FROM EGYPT TO ISRAEL, ENGLAND TO THE
UNITED STATES, I HAVE ENJOYED A UNIQUE EXPERIENCE IN VIEWING
THE MACHINIZATIONS OF HUMANITY'S LEGAL SYSTEM, THAT SYSTEM
WHICH DICTATES THE MODES OF BEHAVIOR WHICH ARE ACCEPTABLE OR
UNACCEPTABLE TO MANKIND'S SOCIAL STRUCTURE. IT IS MY CONSID-
ERED OPINION THAT THIS COURT, OUT OF THE SCORES OF COURTS IN
WHICH I HAVE FOUGHT TO DEFEND MYSELF, HAS DISPLAYED THE GREATER WISDOM AND HONESTY OF ALL. HOWEVER, THE DECISION OF THE COURT THAT MY DEMONSTRATION ON THE WHITE HOUSE SIDEWALK CONSTITUTES CAMPING SEEMS TO HAVE PLACED IT IN THE POSITION OF HAVING TO MAKE ANOTHER RATHER TOUGH CALL.
"THE COURT MAY DECIDE TO IMPRISON ME, BUT THAT
WON'T REALLY SOLVE SOCIETY'S PROBLEM. BECAUSE OF THE URGENCY
OF THE ANTI-NUCLEAR CAUSE, THE MOMENT I FINISH ANY PRISON
SENTENCE THE COURT MAY IMPOSE, I MUST IMMEDIATELY BEGIN TO MAKE
ANOTHER SIGN INTENDED TO DECRY THE INSANITY OF DESTROYING THE
EARTH IN THE NAME OF FALSE NUCLEAR SECURITY, WHICH SIGN I MUST
PROMPTLY TAKE TO THE WHITE HOUSE SIDEWALK. THIS MUST BE
FOLLOWED BY MORE SIGNS, LARGER SIGNS, AND PROBABLY, IN THE
ABSENCE OF ANY CLEAR DELINEATION OF WHAT PRECISELY IS AND IS
NOT ALLOWED BY THE LAW, MORE ARRESTS AND, ULTIMATELY, MORE
IMPRISONMENT. THESE ACTIONS WILL NOT BE THE RESULT OF ANY
DESIRE ON MY PART TO CAUSE TROUBLE, BUT, RATHER, ONLY TO
REFLECT MY DUTY TO EXERCISE MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO EXPRESS MY
THOUGHTS AS LOUDLY AND EFFECTIVELY AS POSSIBLE.
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"ON THE OTHER HAND, THIS COURT IN ITS WISDOM MAY
DECIDE TO WORK OUT AN AMICABLE SOLUTION WHICH WOULD ENABLE ME
TO LEGALLY CONTINUE MY ROUND-THE-CLOCK VIGIL WHILE STAYING OUT
OF JAIL. IN ADDITION TO SAVING THE TAXPAYERS A CONSIDERABLE
SUM OF MONEY IN POLICE, COURT AND PRISON FUNDS, THIS COURT
WOULD ALSO SAVE SOME FACE FOR THE ARGUMENT THAT AMERICA, HOME
OF THE FREE, MIGHT FIND IT NECESSARY TO INCINERATE HUMANITY
WITH NUCLEAR WARFARE IN ORDER TO PROTECT THE RIGHT OF AN
INDIVIDUAL TO STAND BEFORE THE NATIONAL LEADERS AND QUESTION
THEIR POLICIES.
"UNLESS THIS COURT OR SOMEONE IN AUTHORITY IN THE
NATIONAL PARK SERVICE OR THE PARK POLICE CAN MAKE IT CLEAR TO
ME EXACTLY WHAT THE LAW ALLOWS, I'M AFRAID THAT ANY JAIL
SENTENCE TODAY WOULD MARK THE BEGINNING OF LIFE IN PRISON ON
THE INSTALLMENT PLAN FOR ME. I HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO MAINTAIN
A VIGIL ON THE WHITE HOUSE SIDEWALK. UNLESS SOME
AUTHORITY EXPLAINS T0 ME EXACTLY HOW THIS ACTIVITY SHOULD BE
CARRIED OUT IN ORDER TO REMAIN WITHIN THE LAW,IT WOULD SEEM
I AM FATED TO REPEATED ARRESTS AND IMPRISONMENT.
"FOR EXAMPLE, WHAT DOES THE 'CASUAL SLEEP' PERMITTED
BY LAW REFER TO? DOES IT PERMIT ONE-HOUR NAPS, TWO-HOUR NAPS,
HALF-HOUR NAPS, OR WHAT? IS A DEMONSTRATOR PERMITTED TO EAT
WHILE CONDUCTING A CONTINUOUS VIGIL? IF SO, HOW LONG MAY HE
HOLD A SANDWICH WITHIN THE PARK AREA BEFORE CONSUMING IT?
IF IT RAINS OR SNOWS, IS AN INDIVIDUAL PERMITTED TO WEAR RUBBER
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BOOTS IN THE COURSE OF THE DEMONSTRATION? IF SO, HOW SOON
AFTER REMOVING THE BOOTS FROM HIS FEET MUST HE HAVE THOSE
BOOTS OUT OF THE PARK AREA BEFORE THOSE BOOTS BECOME A STORAGE-
OF-PROPERTY COMPONENT OF CAMPING?
"MAY A DEMONSTRATOR HAVE LITERATURE WHICH WOULD NOT
BE CONSIDERED STORED PROPERTY? IF SO, HOW MUCH?
"IS IT LEGAL TO LIE DOWN ON A BLANKET? IF 50, WITHIN
WHAT HOURS? WOULD IT BE LEGAL TO LIE DOWN WITH A BLANKET AND
RUBBER BOOTS? IF IT RAINS, CAN A DEMONSTRATOR HAVE AN
UMBRELLA?
"IT SHOULD ALSO BE CONSIDERED, PERHAPS, WHETHER BY
REMOVING ME FROM THE WHITE HOUSE SIDEWALK THROUGH IMPRISONMENT
THIS COURT WOULD NOT BE DEPRIVING THE AMERICAN TOURIST OF
SOMETHING WHICH HE GREATLY NEEDS: A PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION FOR
HIS GOVERNMENT'S NUCLEAR INSANITY. IF I AM IN JAIL, NO LONGER
WILL THE POOR, BEMUSED VISITORS TO THE NATION'S CAPITAL BE ABLE
TO TRY AND CONVINCE BOTH ME AND THEMSELVES THAT THERMONUCLEAR
WEAPONS ARE WHAT PERMIT ME TO SIT ON THE PRESIDENT'S SIDEWALK
AND TO QUESTION HIS POLICIES. NO LONGER WILL THEY BE ABLE TO
DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING THAT IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE
TRIDENT SUBMARINE, I WOULD BE IN SIBERIA OR AN AMERICAN
EQUIVALENT. GOOD-BYE TO THE OLD 'WE MAY HAVE TO DESTROY THE
EARTH TO SAVE FREEDOM' ROUTINE.
"WHILE THE DECISION OF THIS COURT SADDENS ME, WHAT
SADDENS ME HAS NO RELATION TO ANY PERSONAL INCONVENIENCE THAT
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I MAY SUFFER AS A RESULT OF THAT DECISION. WHAT DISTURBS ME
IS THAT WHILE THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS REPEATEDLY
IDENTIFIED ME TO THIS COURT AS A PROTESTER OR A DEMONSTRATOR,
UNDER WHICH STATUS MY ACTIVITIES ARE CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED,
SOMEHOW THE HONORABLE MR. MARCY, ROBBINS, AND FRIENDS HAVE
SUCCEEDED IN CONVINCING THIS COURT THAT I AM IN REALITY A
CAMPER AND, THEREFORE, A CRIMINAL, AND, AS SUCH, LIABLE TO BE
THROWN INTO THE CLOSEST THING UNCLE SAM HAS TO A LION'S DEN.
"IT IS MY UNDERSTANDING THAT THE SOVIET UNION, WHICH
ALSO HAS CONSTITUTIONAL PROVISIONS GUARANTEEING AN INDIVIDUAL'S
RIGHT TO SPEAK CRITICALLY AND TO PETITION PEACEFULLY, HAS
SUCCESSFULLY EMPLOYED REGULATIONS BANNING HOOLIGANISM AND THE
USE OF MENTAL INSTITUTIONS TO CIRCUMVENT ITS CONSTITUTIONAL
RESPONSIBILITIES.
"WITHOUT EVEN ADDRESSING WHAT I AM SAYING, THIS
COURT MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND PSYCHIATRISTS WHO WOULD BE WILLING
TO SWEAR THAT THE MANNER IN WHICH I AM SAYING WHAT I AM SAYING
IS INSANE AND A POSSIBLE THREAT TO THE SECURITY OF THE UNITED
STATES GOVERNMENT
"FOR 25 MONTHS I'VE SAT AT l6OO PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE
IN EVERY TYPE OF WEATHER, SEEKING REDRESS OF GRIEVANCE AS
PROVIDED, IN THEORY, IN THE FIRST AMENDMENT AND TITLE 42, U.S.
CODE, SECTION 1984. FOR OVER TWO YEARS I HAVE WAITED PATIENTLY
IN THE SPIRIT OF DIOGENES AND EZEKIEL FOR THE GOVERNMENT OF
THE UNITED STATES TO HEED MY GRIEVANCE. WHILE WAITING, I HAVE
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EMPLOYED MY TIME BY COMMUNICATING TO THE GENERAL POPULATION
MY UNPOPULAR OPINION THAT THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE UNITED
STATES AND THE SOVIET UNION ARE PURELY RELATIVE AND THEREFORE NO
ADEQUATE JUSTIFICATION FOR PLUNGlNG THE WORLD INTO A NUCLEAR
INFERNO. I HAVE WARNED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT UNLESS THEY
ALTER THEIR BEHAVIOR, THEY WILL SUFFER THE FATE OF BABYLON
IN THE 18TH CHAPTER OF REVELATIONS. I HAVE ACTED IN THE
SPIRIT OF A WARRIOR WHO RUNS MANY MILES IN THE SERVICE OF HIS
PEOPLE TO DELIVER A MESSAGE OF BAD TIDINGS. HE DOES NOT RUN
TO DISTRESS HIS PEOPLE WITH HIS MESSAGE, BUT, RATHER, THAT
THE PEOPLE MIGHT USE HIS MESSAGE FOR THEIR OWN SALVATION.
FOR HIS DEDICATED SERVICE, THE WARRIOR RUNS THE RISK OF LOSING
HIS HEAD AS THE BEARER OF A TRUTHFUL BUT UNFLATTERING MESSAGE.
"IN CONCLUSION, WHILE THIS COURT HAS WON A CERTAIN
RESPECT FROM ME AS THE WISEST AND MOST HONEST COURT IN MY
EXPERIENCE, IT WOULD CERTAINLY SEEM A SORRY COMMENTARY ON THE
HUMAN LEGAL SYSTEM IF THE BEST OF COURTS CAN'T ACCURATELY
DETERMINE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SINCERE COMMUNICATOR OF
IDEAS AND A CAMPER.
"ON THE BASIS OF THE EVIDENCE AND IN THE SPIRIT OF
THE LAW, I RESPECTFULLY ASK THIS COURT TO RECONSIDER.
MR. WOLL: YOUR HONOR, MS. WINNIE GALLANT, YOUR
HONOR, HAD TESTIFIED BEFORE YOUR HONOR, I THINK IN THE CAMPING
CASE. SHE ASKED THE COURT IF SHE WOULD BE ABLE TO GIVE A
BRIEF STATEMENT TO THE COURT BEFORE YOU IMPOSE SENTENCE.
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THE COURT: I DON'T THINK SO.
ANYTHING ELSE?
MR. WOLL: YOUR HONOR, JUST IN CONCLUSION, I FEEL
THAT THIS MAN IS ACTING -- TRYING TO ACT IN GOOD FAITH. HE IS
NOT OUT TO GET ARRESTED --
THE COURT: YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF. YOU TOLD
THAT, AND YOU TOLD ME THAT TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
MR. WOLL: VERY WELL, YOUR HONOR.
THE COURT: AND I AM NOT IN ENTIRE DISAGREEMENT WITH
YOU, BUT I THINK THAT IT IS A REGULATION THAT HE HAS VIOLATED.
MR. WOLL: BUT I THINK ANOTHER POINT THAT YOUR HONOR
MADE IS WELL TAKEN: THE POLICE ARE OUT THERE; IF HE VIOLATES
THE LAW, HE WILL GET ARRESTED.
THE COURT: ANYTHING ELSE?
MR. WOLL: NO, YOUR HONOR.
THE COURT: IMPOSITION OF SENTENCE IN YOUR CASE IS
SUSPENDED. YOU ARE PLACED ON PROBATION FOR ONE YEAR. YOU ENGAGE
IN THE SAME CONDUCT, THE COURT IS GOING TO PUT YOU IN
JAIL.
MR. WOLL: YOUR HONOR, IS THAT UNSUPERVISED PROBATION?
THE COURT: YES.
THE PARK POLICE ARE OUT THERE. THEY ARE BETTER
SUPERVISORS THAN THE PROBATION OFFICERS.
MR. WOLL: I AGREE. THANK YOU..
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THE COURT: ALL RIGHT.
MR. MARCY: IS THAT IN BOTH CASES, YOUR HONOR?
THE COURT: YES.
MR. MARCY: TO RUN CONCURRENTLY OR CONSECUTIVELY?
THE COURT: CONCURRENTLY.
(WHEREUPON, AT 10:15 A.M., THE ABOVE-ENTITLED
MATTERS WERE CONCLUDED.)
CERTIFICATE OF REPORTER
I HEREBY CERTIFY THAT THE FOREGOING IS THE OFFICIAL
TRANSCRIPT OF THE PROCEEDINGS IT THE ABOVE-ENTITLED MATTERS,
AND THAT IT IS COMPLETE AND ACCURATE, TO THE BEST OF MY
KNOWLEDGE AND ABILITY.
GORDON A. SLODYSKO
OFFICIAL COURT REPORTER
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